May 2012
April 2012
“I’m an ugly guy with social anxiety disorder and the chances of me having a romantic relationship with anyone are so incredibly slim. I just want to fuck and make love to somebody but instead I sit at home masturbating in an envious stupor to all of the posts on here”
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(via yourfilthysexsecret)
Did I write this when I was drunk and confused about what my gender was?
(via avaraptor)
i dislike it when someone writes about my life and doesn’t tell me about it, or ask permission to do so. that’s rather rude.
(via frodo-swagins)
I feel your pain bro, I really do. But anyway…*sticks hand down pants*
GAH ITS LIKE A DISEASE MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
(via avaraptor)
if i replace your hand with mine, does that count as ‘making it stop’? i mean…oh..i’m sorry for you….
(via frodo-swagins)
0_0 yeah yeah that totally counts, yeah
“I’m a virgin, but I want a guy to get me wet and then slide his cock all the way inside of me. I want him to firmly wrap his hands around my throat and watch my face as he fucks me. I want him to stare deep into my eyes while he pounds into me after I put my legs over his shoulders. I want him to dominate me and fuck me hard and fast. When I beg him to stop, I want him to fuck me deeper and faster. After I come I want him to eat my pussy slowly until I cry for him to fuck me again.”
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(via yourfilthysexsecret)
Virgin you say? Oh really? Losing your virginity hurts. I bled when I lost mine and was sore afterwards. It wasn’t in the slightest bit pleasurable and ended ip being a little bit boring and quite frankly, the last thing on your mind is being choked and fucked hard. Since I have now been having sex for close to 30 years I think I am qualified to comment. Virgin my arse.
(via livinginhalfshadow)
It’s okay to have expectations that may tend towards the unrealistic side. On the other hand, I wouldn’t prepare yourself for the worst, most painful, most boring sex you can imagine either. I can’t say my first time was pleasurable, nor can I say that it was unpleasant. It is different for everyone…but I think for now, being a virgin, you should be able to envision it being anyway that you prefer. Though.. As livinginhalfshadow said, you probably aren’t going to want to be pounded, fucked hard, choked, etc your first time lol.
Secret underground society
I love when kinky people come into my workplace…usually I notice the collars, triskelion tattoos, whatever. Today this couple came in from our local kink group…I wanted to be like ‘omg I’ve seen you fisting each other—it was awesome’ but all I could say legally was…’so you want salad or breadsticks with that?’
sometimes it kind of sucks that everything is so hush hush