Did I write this when I was drunk and confused about what my gender was?
i dislike it when someone writes about my life and doesn’t tell me about it, or ask permission to do so. that’s rather rude.
I feel your pain bro, I really do. But anyway…*sticks hand down pants*
GAH ITS LIKE A DISEASE MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
if i replace your hand with mine, does that count as ‘making it stop’? i mean…oh..i’m sorry for you….
0_0 yeah yeah that totally counts, yeah
Virgin you say? Oh really? Losing your virginity hurts. I bled when I lost mine and was sore afterwards. It wasn’t in the slightest bit pleasurable and ended ip being a little bit boring and quite frankly, the last thing on your mind is being choked and fucked hard. Since I have now been having sex for close to 30 years I think I am qualified to comment. Virgin my arse.
It’s okay to have expectations that may tend towards the unrealistic side. On the other hand, I wouldn’t prepare yourself for the worst, most painful, most boring sex you can imagine either. I can’t say my first time was pleasurable, nor can I say that it was unpleasant. It is different for everyone…but I think for now, being a virgin, you should be able to envision it being anyway that you prefer. Though.. As livinginhalfshadow said, you probably aren’t going to want to be pounded, fucked hard, choked, etc your first time lol.
I love when kinky people come into my workplace…usually I notice the collars, triskelion tattoos, whatever. Today this couple came in from our local kink group…I wanted to be like ‘omg I’ve seen you fisting each other—it was awesome’ but all I could say legally was…’so you want salad or breadsticks with that?’
sometimes it kind of sucks that everything is so hush hush